apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
So vagazzling was a success
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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