Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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