He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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