Cold hands, warm shart.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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