operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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