Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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