My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
it's like heaven, but drunker
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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