As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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