there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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