Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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