he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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