handjob tips. give me some.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I think people are normalizing furries
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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