He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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