Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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