That's intense
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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