I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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