angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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