Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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