Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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