none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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