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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.