Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
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It'll be a kids book