The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize