Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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