Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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