And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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