if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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