I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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