im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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