Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Randomize
