nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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