drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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