whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so let's talk penis.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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