from now on my penis is your penis
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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