Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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