with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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