Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Pants are for mortals
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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