Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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