oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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