I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
im holly from the hills drunk
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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