it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
birth control should be required to get into college
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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