he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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