you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
