She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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