Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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