I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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