Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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