nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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