sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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