all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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