The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit