no, he came in my armpit
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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