nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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