is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
