Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Randomize
