States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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